Title: “OKAY, IT’S NOT IDIOT LIST”
Author: j3ph
Abstract: The foundation is laid. Retail Retards will teach you (yes, *YOU*) how to behave properly in a retail environment. The first installment gives you a few hints as to what not to do. A must read for the serious (and not-so-serious) shopper.

Herein lie twenty (count ‘em, twenty) things you can do to ensure bad customer service. And that barely scratches the surface.

In the immortal words of j3ph, “very often customers, like retailers, make promises they can’t keep — ‘going elsewhere’ is a very good example of such promises.”