Title: “Don’t Be a Dumbass, Part I”
Author: Migedy
Abstract: Just like the title says. Numerous installments in the “Don’t Be a Dumbass” series are planned…Keep your eyes open.

In general, people are nice. Courteous, even. But as soon as they set foot in a store of any kind, the vast majority of them turn into either A) morons, B) jerks, or C) both. This file is about an incident with a type C customer.